love to my homies

So, Rachel pointed out that i abandoned my blog. and she was correct. its not that i dont have things to write about, its just all been happening so fast that i just havent taken the time.

it also happens to be 3:30am right now and last night i went to bed at 5:00am watching season 3 of Lost (which by the way is amazing). In fact, i havent really left my basement because katelyn, kelsey, and my sister katie and i have been holed up in there watching the following: Season 1 of 'Psych', Season 3 of 'Lost' (which i previously mentioned), 'The Bourne Ultimatum' , 'Hot Rod', and finally; Seasons 1 and 2 of 'Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia' (p.s. watch this show, as funny as the office- no joke). I know, i know, it sounds terribly boring. But you dont know my friends.

I'm very tired, and i dont think i can last so here is a quick update of the past couple of weeks, ready!? Lets do it!:

1.)went to healing conference
2.) Got the spiritual gift of prophecy bestowed on me at healing conference (even though i had shown signs of it for a while now)
3.) went on date with pilot guy
4.)found out pilot guy was not for me.
5.)met satanist guy named Justin. Quite possibly the most interesting person i've ever met. we talk alot, and he's finally warming up to the idea that there is a god out there. i know what people think of satanists, but its not the worship of satan, if they worshiped satan that would mean theres a god, and they dont believe there is a god.in reality its the worship of yourself. i've known that for a long time, i wouldnt recomend looking into it, but if you'd like more information on it i'd be happy to tell you a little bit more about it. I've always had a facination with darkness, which, thank God i'm a christian because otherwise i would get sucked into all that so quickly. ANYWAY moving on.
6.)went to fargo (where my cousin and future roommate Addison and his girlfriend Sara live)through some bad weather, but we made it.
7.)Found out my cousin Addison has the same spiritual gifts (yes plural) as i do. just not as strong.
8.) realized i shouldnt be ashamed of my gifts. if people dont believe me that doesnt mean they go away, i cant turn them off so why not just accept them.
9.) Played an amazing game of Quelf!
10.) drove home to katelyn dear. there was much rejoycing. and Q'doba.
11.) rent and bought way too many dvd's in one day.
12.) watched them.

and now i'm back where i started. this really isnt that short of a blog. but i could go into much more detail. welp! catch you on the flipside!

-Abby

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Oh the majestic beauty that is northern minnesota / north dakota. The wind is so strong it keeps moving our car!

The History of Mormonism.

i love oveheard in new york... but this is overhear everywhere else...same concept.

Police helicopter hovering with spotlight on suspect, over loudspeaker: "Stop running. You can't get away. Just give yourself up. Stop running... No, don't go in the water. You won't make it across. No, don't-- Yeah, it's fucking cold, isn't it, dumbass? Just get out of the water!"

American River Parkway
Sacramento, California


Theology professor: "I can talk about whores and sex with animals... It's in the Bible!"

Providence College
Providence, Rhode Island


Guy #1: Me and Jeff and doin' some drugs tonight. Wanna come?
Guy #2: I don't do drugs.
Guy #1: You smoked pot with me the other day.
Guy #2: Weed isn't a drug.
Guy #1: Yes, it is!
Guy #2: No, it's not... [To passerby] Is weed a drug?
Passerby: Depends.

Holy Trinity Catholic High School
Kanata, Ontario
Canadia


Mother: I'm going to sell you to the zoo.
Child: No, sell me to Jesus!

Billings, Montana


College girl #1: You know that Make-a-Wish Foundation? I wonder what I would wish for if I was given the chance.
College girl #2: My wish would be for someone to make a cake in the shape of my body... with my face on it... And that the Spice Girls would come and help me eat it.
College girl #1: Oooh, that's a good wish.

London
England



Little boy wearing necklace: Mom, can I change my name to 'Elizabeth'?
Frazzled mom: No, I told you -- that's a girl's name, and you're a boy.
Little boy: Well, can I change to a girl?
Frazzled mom: Not until you're eighteen.

Wegmans
Rochester, New York



Italian exchange student: Why do you celebrate Thanksgiving in America?
Teacher: Because of the pilgrims! Anyone want to explain?
Student: The pilgrims can suck it!

Marcos de Niza High School
Tempe, Arizona



Tall brunette: ... And so I said I didn't want herpes, but he was like, 'Oh, they're no big deal.'
Short blonde: Well, did you sleep with him?
Tall brunette: Of course I did. Like he said, herpes are no big deal. Just a little itching and stuff... Besides, it's not like I can ever get them again. It's like chicken pox -- once you get it, you don't get it again.
Math major nearby, yelling: Do you mind taking your dumb, STD-having ass somewhere I'm not trying to eat?! [Other students cheer.]

Bentley Dining Hall, Lock Haven University
Pennsylvania


Drunk freshman: I love it here! Look, even the street sparkles!
Passing upperclassman: That's broken glass.

Richmond, Virginia



Dude playing Wii: That's gonna be my one year anniversary with my Wii. I should take it out and buy it a purse...

Marist College
Poughkeepsie, New York


Male professor: Yes, Miss...? Uh...
Hot chick, raising hand: Beaver.
Professor: Beaver? How come I don't remember that being your last name? You don't look like a 'Beaver.' Maybe if you were wet... [Entire class goes silent, then erupts with laughter.]
Professor, embarrassed: I meant because beavers live around the water!

History class, Northern Virginia Community College
Annandale, Virginia


Old woman: Should you really be drinking with your condition?
Young guy: What condition?
Old woman: Y'know -- the crazy and all.

Milwaukee, Wisconsin


Father to baby: Mommy and I are gonna have lots of fun tonight. Yes we are! And we're gonna make sure we don't have another baby like we did last time. [Baby starts to laugh and coo.]

Wegmans
Manalapan, New Jersey


Professor: I just think of this class as 40 days in a row and then it's over. Like the Jews in Egypt.
Student: It was 40 years.
Professor: 40 years, 40 days. Same difference.

Northeastern University
Boston, Massachusetts


Dude: I have lots of friends in anarchist groups.
Chick: Doesn't an organized group of anarchists kind of defeat the purpose?
Dude: ... You're gay!

High school classroom
Englewood, Colorado


Professor: I went to college in Montreal, and one day I woke up on, like, the 16th floor of some high rise building with this beautiful Arabian girl next to me, and I didn't know where I was or what was happening. It was great.
Student: And then you woke up again from your dream.
Professor: Well, then she ruined the next six months of my life. I don't know why I told you this story.

Hartford, Connecticut


Philosophy professor: I know you'd all rather drink a bucket of hamster vomit than read a book.

Overheard in Miami



Dude #1: So, yeah -- I woke up last night and I had cramps.
Dude #2: Like a girl?
Dude #1: Yeah, exactly like a girl. They were in that area... You know, that area near your penis but that's also near your belly button. It has a lot of hair and skin. I dunno.
Dude #2: Whoa, you might have, like, an ovary or something.
Dude #1: I guess anything's possible.

Ohio State University
Columbus, Ohio


Chick: If you could be friends with any three people, who would they be?
Dude: Hitler, Jesus, and Bill Cosby.

High school
Englewood, Colorado

ew bodies everywhere!

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Does anyone else think this is hilarious!? Haha guess not...

I <3 my roomies

So since I'm poor and cant buy my roomies presants, i wrote and performed songs for them and i thought i would share Brianna's and Kristens with you. (Akilas will come soon).


My Kristen:

Kristen Harris, You're better than a day in Paris
Kristen Harris, Whos' arms are hair less

Kristen Oh Kristen, People don't know what they're missin'
And even though you slam the door
your Mariah Carey dance leaves me laughing on the floor

Kristen Harris, I'm sorry if i ever embarrass
Oh Kristen Harris, is you i Cherish.


Its Brianna:

I know this girl named Brianna (bri-on-ah) Yes, Brianna not Bri-anna
Its Brianna definitely not Brauna, if you call her that you're probably a moron-a
Its Brianna not BriHana, She got high from an oven, but never marijuana

All these names are inaccurate
And her green eyes are immaculate
If I was a boy, i would so tap that but she probably wouldnt let me because shes full of class

Brianna! Brianna!
This Rachel needs a Ross who doesnt have hair-loss
She's not just some Ho, She's a princess
Because she's my friend even though i'm a mess

Yes her name is Brianna! Brianna!
Oh i heart my Brianna!

Song of the Day: 'Falling Slowly' by Glen Hansard and Marketa Irglova

Boy of the Day: Mr.Andrew Springer

Jewish?

Yay for my first Hanukkah! (sp!?)

I celebrated my very first Hanukkah tonight. it was spectacular!

I got a braclet that says 'Shalom' and has the star of david on it, i am SO going to wear this year round!

I also have decided that when i have money again i'm going to buy the game Quelf. its an Austrailian game that you can only get online or in Austrailia, so i dont really know how the Weinsteins (sp!?) found out about it, but boy am i glad they did! SO much fun! (www.quelf.com)

*sigh* 5 more days until i'm home in Minnesota....

Night time reflections

welp, turns out i'm not the only one to be rejected by Fiddler. a bunch of other girls didnt get in either, so i dont feel so bad i guess.

Today was rough... i really miss my mom (featured above). and it kills me that i wont be able to see her over break, i love her like crazy. even though she can be a pain in the ass sometimes (i'm no picnic either). and school...ugh... i just... hate school. i always have, i dont know why i thought i'd just all the sudden love college...

I miss Snow. the big fatty flakes that are as big as a nickle. i miss looking out the window at night and seeing it come down in sheets. i miss breathing in cold air, feeling it go through you... makes you feel so alive... I miss the quiet of unpaved streets, and the sparkle of it in the morning.

i've been meaning to watch Love Actually, but i know i would just end up being terribly depressed... You see, i have a date over christmas break with a boy named Eric. i'm very VERY excited. but i'm so worried that i'll just get my hopes up only to have them come crashing down again later... damn... i always just dive head first into things without thinking, i wish i didnt do that, but i'm so 'go with the flow' that i just give in. but i feel like i'm over Jonathan and at peace with that now so... i dont think i'm on the rebound or anything. i just think, he's a nice guy, he's christian, he's rich, has a stable job, he makes me laugh, he thinks i'm beautiful, why not!?
in other news, i love Stephen Colbert, and i want his book very VERY badly. AND i want the best of Colber Report dvd. i would love you forever if you gave it to me :D

so song of the day today is: Coffee Shop by Landon Pigg (its the song in that one jewlery comerical where the two people are sitting in a car at a stop light and the guy hands her a necklace and the son is like "i think quite possibly, maybe i'm fallin' for you" SO CUTE! made me tear up when i first saw it!)

and the boy of the day is: Mr.Andreas Wilson *soo pretty*

oy vey

so this week, despite being sick as a dog, i tried out for Fiddler on the Roof. I got called back, the director said that the people called back for this certain part were called back because they had the strongest voices... but i didnt get anything. I expected to be in the chorus but... nope... didnt even get into that... im just... hurt.... i really wanted this... i really miss theatre. but... guess i just wasnt good enough...

Dreams and Hockey

SO i've been having weird vivid dreams this week. I think a lot of it has to do with the fact that i forgot my amazing tempur-pedic pillow at school so i had to use a regular one, causeing me uncomfortable sleep, so i havent been in the normal coma sate i usually am in. In one of my dreams i was complaining how i never met a famous person while i've been in California, so i went to the grocery store and in that one grocery store, Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner were there buying wine and i helped them pick some out, and they were very friendly. Then in the same dream i was in the meat section and there was Nicole Kidman! but she was kinda rude.
Then last night i had a dream that i had to get across this lake on this thing that pulled me across it but it dragged my legs in the water, which would be fine, but the lake had these HUGE alligators in it!!! like, Peter Pan huge! and so i just prayed it would go fast and went on it, but then it died in the middle and i had to swim to the edge of the lake and one bit me, but then my friend Tyler pulled me out and saved me. So Weird.


In other news! I went to the Phoenix Coyotes vs Canadian Maple Leafs hockey game last night. i frickin' LOVE hockey!!! There was 2 fights! TWO! One of them the guy ripped the other guys jersey and pads off! and i didnt know, that if two guys start fighting, that they LET THEM FIGHT!!!! How AWESOME is that!!! So these fights go on for like 3 minutes and they just let them punch eachother until one is on the ground and then they break it up! and boy were they playing dirty! they called so many fouls for like, hitting people with sticks and charging at them from across the ice and stuff, i mean you have to love a sport whos major fouls include: Kicking, Hooking, elbowing, fighting (in general), and all these other ones i dont remember that have to do with hurting the other person ahha. if you want to see a hockey fight here is a link to a compilation of fights: http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.yourdailymedia.com/i/u/0zcA7RK4.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.yourdailymedia.com/post/1143623377/David_Kaczowka_Hockey_Fight_Compilation&h=157&w=220&sz=6&hl=en&start=87&um=1&tbnid=S_JDFkq7bH4vIM:&tbnh=76&tbnw=107&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dhockey%2Bfights%26start%3D80%26ndsp%3D20%26svnum%3D10%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Doff%26sa%3DN

it is AWESOME.

It took me 19 years, but i've FINALLY found a sport i LOVE. i LOVE hockey. LOVE it. and i LOVE hockey players. haha just call me Mrs. Mike Zigomanis:

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!

Since all my readers are women, i thought i'd give you all a presant! Good looking men!!!!

Do Not See

Love in a time of Cholera. it was horrible for the following reasons:

1. Really REALLY awkward sex scenes, and theres A LOT of them. Now, i usually have no problem with sex scenes, they dont really bother me at all. but these were just AWKWARD. like,this guy lickes his fingers and then touches her boob, and theres another one where Florentino is having sex with this girl, and the cat jumps off the table and scratches his butt. Now, i knew there would be a lot of sex, because in the book thats the only way he could forget about her, so he slept with 623 women... and there are a few sex scenes in the book, but they were never THAT awkward! they were so beautifully written. dang.

2. HORRIBLE dialog! i mean, the book is mostly written as a narrative, so... theres not a lot of dialog in the book, but really, REALLY? there wasnt much narration in the movie so it was just a bunch of awkward dialog. i know i'm saying awkward a lot but that word is so fitting.

3. They made all the men in the movie creepy! every last one of them. they made the main character, Florentino, look like a creepy weirdo stalker, who evoked no sympathy whatsoever.

4. The lead woman they chose was unconvincing as Fermina. Fermina is supposed to be this strong willed, beautiful woman who all these men covet and what not, and she was so plain looking, and weak. it sucked.


so yeah. read the book. the book is good. the movie= two thumbs down.

AND when i came out of the theatre, someone had written "i (heart) Ponn Pussy" on my back window. it was quite humorous, mostly because i think they were trying to spell the word pawn, but instead spelled it 'Ponn.' i'm not even quite sure what they meant, did they mean i was a pimp? because thats sort of a compliment, right? but somehow i dont think they were trying to compliment me. i was confused. I thought it might be andrew at first because we put vasiline on his door handles and wrote "Sucka" across his windsheild using cheerios and vasaline (which he so smartly decided to turn his windsheild wipers on, which only spread the vasiline across his entire windsheild). but i doubt he would write the word pussy, and i have a feeling i have a lot more coming to me than just some writing in dirt. i will be sure to keep you updated on that.

awww...dang.

Jonathan Rhys Meyers was arrested in Dublin yesterday for public drunkenness and breach of the peace after he was refused entry on a flight bound for London. The BBC says:

The 30-year-old was released on bail and is due to appear before Dublin District Court on 5 December.In April, Irish-born Meyers was admitted to a Californian rehab clinic but checked out the following month.Speaking to news agency The Associated Press last year, the actor said he found it hard to socialise in Ireland because of its hard-drinking pub culture."I gave up drinking a few years ago, and this is the first time I've spent time in my country trying not to drink," he said."I would never drink again. It is hard to avoid. I want my career, and you can't really do that and be successful on the screen.

he is so hot. Who wants to see August Rush with me!!??? anyone!?

I think i'm done Mourning.

I think i'm done mourning Jonathan. Its time to move on. and i feel weirdly at peace with this. interesting.

its over.

ABBY:hahaha no i just had a small epiphany

JONATHAN:what is that?

ABBY:you thinkwell, you know, sometimes this seems so in the moment i forget that i tell you so much

JONATHAN:yeah we do have a connection i just wish it wasn't long distance

ABBY:yeah... i wish it wasnt too

JONTHAN:im really missing physical contact

ABBY:me too...

JONATHAN:ive always thought long distance is impossible but i want it to...just doesn't ever work outya knowor rather it hasn't for me...hell i broke up with a girl 2 hours away because of the distance ha

ABBY:i think for it to work both people have to be equally devoted but... it will be hard... i just wish i had more options

JONATHAN:what kind of options?

ABBY:like, money to fly out and see you on the weekendsor a place to live closer to you

JONTHAN:awe yeah i should be in a possition to do all those things i think im just now starting to think i have a future and i want to follow through with my goals its kind of exciting

ABBY:and its beautiful jonathan
i just want to be part of your future... but if you dont see me in it then... theres not a lot i can do...

JONATHAN: welli don't see you in a role of girlfriend right nowbut i want to continue to talk to you its just not the right time for either of us those words hit me like a ton of bricks...you the same?

ABBY:i cnat really breathe right now

JONATHAN: im sorry

ABBY:do you... i mean is it really not the right time or are you saying that to break it to me 'gently'... like, do you just not love me anymore

JONATHAN:no i really mean its not the right time I REALLY DO you cross over the line of care about and love often but when i don't talkto you its just care aboutbut when we start talking its love i know that doesn't make much sense

ABBY:no... you've told me before how you forget how much you like talking to me... i figured i wasnt really part of your life... just the girl you talk to

JONATHAN:you were part of my life this is weird but you gave me confidence in myself to know that someone could care about me like that again....im really damaged goods...after me and my ex broke up she had abortion and i went crazy...i drank a LOT

ABBY:i didnt think anyone would ever truely love me... and now i know that no one will...

JONATHAN:please don't say such thingsthat you know to be false you are trying to make yourself feel worse its not that its just the distance and the timing i really do care about you your amazing you have one of the best personality i have ever come across and you are so cute and oh so sexy know that i will think of you every time i hear water nymph im sorry

ABBY:so i wont see you over christmas break then...

JONATHAN: i haven't decided yet...im ambivalentabout it

ABBY:i dont know what to say

JONATHAN:ditto

ABBY:i honestly thought i'd be enough to make it work...

JONATHAN: Im just lonely when im not talking with you and i need to hold you and you cant be here i haven't had a girlfriend in a year! ugh that sounded very guyish. i haven't kissed someone in so long god i feel selfish

ABBY:so you're going to find someone to kiss.

JONATHAN: im going to try to have a connection with a person....and i know that it probably won't be as strong as ours but atleast she is tangible

JONATHAN:im going to go nowim sorry...i feel horrible.

ABBY:please dont ever say you loved me.

i guess its time to update.

maybe i'm not so lonely. You know, it feels good to get things off your chest to people you love, the truth really does set you free sometimes. i highly recomend it.

My life has been pretty good. except yesterday i heard some horrible news, but i'd rather not talk about it because i'll just get enraged again. i'm not a big fan of being enraged.

KATIE: she doesnt have a blog, but she has my link so she reads it sometimes, and i want to let everyone know that shes and amazing sister and she listens to me and cares about what i think and feel and i love her very much and couldnt ask for anyone more magnificent then her.

so yeah. i havent been spending as much time doing nothing the last couple of days, maybe thats why i'm in a good mood. i cant handle being alone for long periods of time (pathetic, i know). and i really hope that trend continues. i like people a lot.

i miss my friend Ben. today is his birthday. i miss a lot of people. but thats not exactly new.

i still love Jonathan, i just wish i could talk to him more often, he's been pretty busy lately :(

well i'm running out of things to say so i think i'm going to do something i love, and put up random bits of trivia to share with the world... or at least the 5 people who read my blog, ha! :D

Twins are born less frequently born in the eastern part of the world than in the western.

Synesthesia is a rare condition in which the senses are combined. Synesthetes see words, taste colors and shapes, and feel flavors. Singer John Mayer has it.

The onion is a lily, botanically.

Aristotle, Sir Isaac Newton, Moses, and Charles Darwin had a problem expressing themselves because they stuttered.

A chicken will lay bigger and stronger eggs if you change the lighting in such a way as to make them think a day is 28 hours long.

Jim Morrison found the name "The Doors" for his rock band in the title of Aldous Huxley's book "The Doors of Perception, which extolls the use of hallucinogenic drugs.

In Denmark, it is not considered proper to tip at restaurants or hotels. (I need to go to Denmark :D ha)

Laughing lowers levels of stress hormones and strengthens the immune system. Six-year-olds laugh an average of 300 times a day. Adults only laugh 15 to 100 times a day

Las Vegas means "the meadows" in Spanish. Ironically, the city in the desert was once abundant in water and vegetation.

Playing cards in India are round.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. (thats why i hate dentists)

Spiders never spin webs in structures made of chestnut wood. That is why so many European chateaux were built with chestnut beams – spider webs on a 50-foot beamed ceiling can be difficult to clean.

During menstruation, the sensitivity of a woman's middle finger is reduced.

No one can say just when Walt Disney began to think about undertaking his biggest project to date, Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, but by the summer of 1934, his ideas were beginning to take concrete form. An exploratory outline that he distributed to his animation staff, dated August 9, 1934, included the following discussion of the dwarfs' names: "The names which follow each suggest a type of character and the names will immediately identify the character in the minds of the audience." Some of the names that were considered then discarded included Scrappy, Doleful, Crabby, Wistful, Dumpy, Soulful, Tearful, Snappy, Helpful, Gaspy, Gloomy, Busy, Dirty, Awful, Dizzy, Shifty, and Biggy-Wiggy.

Canadians eat more Kraft macaroni and cheese packaged dinners than any nationality in the world.

Rugby, North Dakota is the geographical center of North America, not the geographical center of the United States. That is located in Butte County, South Dakota, on the state's western border. If only the 48 contiguous states are included, the point is in Smith County, Kansas.

Shia?

SHIA LEBEOUF IS UNDER ARREST - Transformers star Shia LaBeouf was arrested early Sunday morning after he refused to leave a Chicago Walgreens at 2:30 AM. LaBeouf appeared to be intoxicated and was asked repeatedly to leave by security. He refused and so police were called.

Glow

I've been feeling really crappy lately. past 2 days have been horrible, and terribly lonely. cry myself to sleep lonely. and then tonight i talked to Jonathan. He's been kinda busy the past 2 days so we havent really talked. but then tonight it was... wonderful. as usual. every time i talk to him my face hurts from smiling so much. and just that... just that he can make me smile is... its such a big deal. To smile from the heart... its beautiful and so rare, and thats what i feel everytime i talk to him. i would marry him if it meant i got to feel that way for the rest of my life, i mean, obviously it wouldnt be all fun and laughter but... even if it was once a week it would be worth it. i want it to be december. i dont know if i have another semester left in me...

and, where, when =I'm.

And its hard not to feel blue when you havent showered in 2 days. whats the point? It's not like I'll see you.

And right when you think you might have potential you manage to screw up instant pudding... twice.

When you become a depressing shut-in and you notice your chair has a perfect ass-groove. and damn, it is big.

When yourself is the scariest thing on halloween night.

When you hate every inhaling breath because all it does is make your stomach even bigger than it was before.

When you wake up thinking you're not so bad looking, only to catch your reflection 3 hours later and feel nothing but repulsed.

And even though he tells you he loves you, you're terrified of the inevitable disappointment.

Where this would all almost be humorus if it wasnt you.

Almost be humorus if you werent fighting back tears every minute.

And then you try to write a poem but you fail at that too.

things from all over.

i suppose its time for a small update. i'm still with Jonathan. I'm still crazy for him. and (luckily) he's still crazy for me.

i'm learning to wear make up. i dont know if i like it yet.

I bought 12 rape whistles because jonathan wants a rape whistle for christmas, and i wanted to get him a nice one because he's going to get me lots of things for christmas, but all i could find is a nice whistle, not a fun rap whistle. but the whistle i wanted only came in a pack of 12. so... anyone want a rape whistle!?

Somehow this weekend i screwed up instant mashed potatoes AND instant jello pudding. i mean, it was still pudding-esque, but take it from me, dont use Silk in your pudding.

I just got wind that one of my roommates (Amanda) might live at home next semester. i hate it because she wants me to stay here next semester but she gets to be with her family!? boo-hiss.

Tonight i'm going to see 'Dan In Real Life' i'll let you all know how that goes.

I rented 'To Wong Foo, from Julie Newmar With Love" this weekend, i had forgotten that it really isnt that funny. Well, its funny for the first 45 minutes but then it all goes down hill from there. Wesley Snipes is an ugly woman. but John Leguizamo makes a surprisingly convincing woman, and Patrick Swayze just looks like he's having wayyy to much fun.

Later this week, Brianna, Samantha, and I are going to the Bare Minerals store and free makeovers i heart free things. i especially heart free things that make me pretty.

a pedicure would be nice. but i doubt i'll get one. a tattoo would also be sweet, but i suck at getting a job, so i'm putting it off... or am i!?

I miss kisses. kisses are great.

i need a massage. my hips hurt.

the end.




UPDATE: Dan In Real Life. Very good. i highly recomend it. Highly.

Jonathan pt. 3

my boyfriend :)

there are more pictures on myspace but they're from when he was camping so he looks kinda eh. but he has such kind eyes and... *sigh* i'm so happy...

Jonathan pt.2

I am now a Girlfriend. i couldn't be happier.

Jonathan.

This has been one of the best weekends of my entire life. i am totally, completely, head over heels. Katelyn you're probably confused, and Rachel, you probably think i'm insane. and i probably am, but .... he feels the same way about me. I could marry him. and i wouldnt just say that about anyone, and he wants to marry me too. I feel like vomiting. but i had to write it all down. wow.

I think i'm going to marry a hockey player.

So turns out Hockey, is awesome. I dont know why, but theres something about violent sports thats just really hot haha. I mean, really! I was in heaven! all these big burly men with stubble and long hair, yum. i particularily like number 18 Andrew Miller and/or number 15 Ryan Getzlaf of the Anaheim Ducks. excellent. (http://ducks.nhl.com/team/app?service=page&page=TeamPlayers&type=roster) yep. And they just ram into eachother and beat the crap out of eachother, i like it :D. Theres something sexy about a guy who can protect you, you know? And could like, break you in half but wont because he loves you hahaha yeah i know... i'm a loon. And they're so huge! we got to be 'backstage' at the stadium because Amanda sang the national anthem, so we were so close to them! and its really cool because they're completely sold out all season and we got to go for FREE! I cant wait to go again... for free. :D

In other news, boys still suck. surprise surprise.

ME: steve... this cant work if i never see, or hear from you... (in myspace message 5 days ago, which i know he read)
ME: (Last night, text message) Wow... and this whole time i thought i meant something to you
STEVE: Wow ur tripping hardcore ok sorry i have skool and a job
ME:And i understand butt... i've been here for 2 months now, do you ever plan on asking me out? Or am i just a friend with benefits to you?
STEVE:OK Wow where did all this shit come from damn y r u mad attacking me about this
ME: I'm sorry for attacking you. I'm just frustrated
STEVE: Wow right ok then late
ME: what does that mean?
ME:Is it so wrong for me to want to know how you feel about me?
STEVE:Ok no but no joke im so not gonna b talk down to like that or disrespected like that.
ME: I'm sorry the last thing i wanted to do is disrespect you that wasnt my intent.
ME: (10 minutes later) It really wasnt


and thats the last i heard from him all night. what do i do now?

yep.

i want three cats named Emilio, Sprinkles, and Oscar. those are good cat names.

i suppose i could update

so i'm going to a hockey game tonight. I'm not really sure how that will go. hopefully it will be fun but it seems like the other girls are more into hockey than i am (go figure, me being from MN and all).

I've decided boys are dumb. and i need to find someone worthwhile, no cross that out, i WILL find someone worthwhile, even if it kills me! oy. wish me luck. pretty sure i'm going to need it.

I want to get my tattoo katelyn. and the idea of getting one and not telling my family sounds kinda appealing. Thoughts?

this week on myspace 3 men above the age of 35 asked to be my myspace friend. c-r-e-e-p-y.

i finally saw transformers. but i feel bad. because i yelled at people for talking... not my best moment. it was weird, like, i was having this weird brain thing going on where i had a headache and the john guy was cute , and i was trying to pay attention to the movie, but i coudnt hear it very well, and i felt all awkward because there was a group dynamic that i will never be a part of and... blahh.... its weird how lonley you can feel sometimes for no real reason. i used to be so good at talking to people. i mean, i was bomb. and this year i feel like i've just stopped trying. instead i just blurt out awkward thing. i feel like i've lost my spark... it sucks... i miss people being interested in me... god that sounds so shallow. i bet people really werent it just... feels like they were.
But transformers was a good movie.

well i think its time to shut up now... i've officially reached a new "emo" level. boo.

for RayChill... my only reader...

You got me into this again. you should be ashamed, haha you have no idea how completely boring my posts are going to be. However, exciting news today. i found out one of my best friends who i've known for 8 years is pregnant. can't say i'm too surprised. But in a freakish way i'm really excited! i get to be an Aunt!