love to my homies

So, Rachel pointed out that i abandoned my blog. and she was correct. its not that i dont have things to write about, its just all been happening so fast that i just havent taken the time.

it also happens to be 3:30am right now and last night i went to bed at 5:00am watching season 3 of Lost (which by the way is amazing). In fact, i havent really left my basement because katelyn, kelsey, and my sister katie and i have been holed up in there watching the following: Season 1 of 'Psych', Season 3 of 'Lost' (which i previously mentioned), 'The Bourne Ultimatum' , 'Hot Rod', and finally; Seasons 1 and 2 of 'Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia' (p.s. watch this show, as funny as the office- no joke). I know, i know, it sounds terribly boring. But you dont know my friends.

I'm very tired, and i dont think i can last so here is a quick update of the past couple of weeks, ready!? Lets do it!:

1.)went to healing conference
2.) Got the spiritual gift of prophecy bestowed on me at healing conference (even though i had shown signs of it for a while now)
3.) went on date with pilot guy
4.)found out pilot guy was not for me.
5.)met satanist guy named Justin. Quite possibly the most interesting person i've ever met. we talk alot, and he's finally warming up to the idea that there is a god out there. i know what people think of satanists, but its not the worship of satan, if they worshiped satan that would mean theres a god, and they dont believe there is a god.in reality its the worship of yourself. i've known that for a long time, i wouldnt recomend looking into it, but if you'd like more information on it i'd be happy to tell you a little bit more about it. I've always had a facination with darkness, which, thank God i'm a christian because otherwise i would get sucked into all that so quickly. ANYWAY moving on.
6.)went to fargo (where my cousin and future roommate Addison and his girlfriend Sara live)through some bad weather, but we made it.
7.)Found out my cousin Addison has the same spiritual gifts (yes plural) as i do. just not as strong.
8.) realized i shouldnt be ashamed of my gifts. if people dont believe me that doesnt mean they go away, i cant turn them off so why not just accept them.
9.) Played an amazing game of Quelf!
10.) drove home to katelyn dear. there was much rejoycing. and Q'doba.
11.) rent and bought way too many dvd's in one day.
12.) watched them.

and now i'm back where i started. this really isnt that short of a blog. but i could go into much more detail. welp! catch you on the flipside!

-Abby

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Oh the majestic beauty that is northern minnesota / north dakota. The wind is so strong it keeps moving our car!

The History of Mormonism.

i love oveheard in new york... but this is overhear everywhere else...same concept.

Police helicopter hovering with spotlight on suspect, over loudspeaker: "Stop running. You can't get away. Just give yourself up. Stop running... No, don't go in the water. You won't make it across. No, don't-- Yeah, it's fucking cold, isn't it, dumbass? Just get out of the water!"

American River Parkway
Sacramento, California


Theology professor: "I can talk about whores and sex with animals... It's in the Bible!"

Providence College
Providence, Rhode Island


Guy #1: Me and Jeff and doin' some drugs tonight. Wanna come?
Guy #2: I don't do drugs.
Guy #1: You smoked pot with me the other day.
Guy #2: Weed isn't a drug.
Guy #1: Yes, it is!
Guy #2: No, it's not... [To passerby] Is weed a drug?
Passerby: Depends.

Holy Trinity Catholic High School
Kanata, Ontario
Canadia


Mother: I'm going to sell you to the zoo.
Child: No, sell me to Jesus!

Billings, Montana


College girl #1: You know that Make-a-Wish Foundation? I wonder what I would wish for if I was given the chance.
College girl #2: My wish would be for someone to make a cake in the shape of my body... with my face on it... And that the Spice Girls would come and help me eat it.
College girl #1: Oooh, that's a good wish.

London
England



Little boy wearing necklace: Mom, can I change my name to 'Elizabeth'?
Frazzled mom: No, I told you -- that's a girl's name, and you're a boy.
Little boy: Well, can I change to a girl?
Frazzled mom: Not until you're eighteen.

Wegmans
Rochester, New York



Italian exchange student: Why do you celebrate Thanksgiving in America?
Teacher: Because of the pilgrims! Anyone want to explain?
Student: The pilgrims can suck it!

Marcos de Niza High School
Tempe, Arizona



Tall brunette: ... And so I said I didn't want herpes, but he was like, 'Oh, they're no big deal.'
Short blonde: Well, did you sleep with him?
Tall brunette: Of course I did. Like he said, herpes are no big deal. Just a little itching and stuff... Besides, it's not like I can ever get them again. It's like chicken pox -- once you get it, you don't get it again.
Math major nearby, yelling: Do you mind taking your dumb, STD-having ass somewhere I'm not trying to eat?! [Other students cheer.]

Bentley Dining Hall, Lock Haven University
Pennsylvania


Drunk freshman: I love it here! Look, even the street sparkles!
Passing upperclassman: That's broken glass.

Richmond, Virginia



Dude playing Wii: That's gonna be my one year anniversary with my Wii. I should take it out and buy it a purse...

Marist College
Poughkeepsie, New York


Male professor: Yes, Miss...? Uh...
Hot chick, raising hand: Beaver.
Professor: Beaver? How come I don't remember that being your last name? You don't look like a 'Beaver.' Maybe if you were wet... [Entire class goes silent, then erupts with laughter.]
Professor, embarrassed: I meant because beavers live around the water!

History class, Northern Virginia Community College
Annandale, Virginia


Old woman: Should you really be drinking with your condition?
Young guy: What condition?
Old woman: Y'know -- the crazy and all.

Milwaukee, Wisconsin


Father to baby: Mommy and I are gonna have lots of fun tonight. Yes we are! And we're gonna make sure we don't have another baby like we did last time. [Baby starts to laugh and coo.]

Wegmans
Manalapan, New Jersey


Professor: I just think of this class as 40 days in a row and then it's over. Like the Jews in Egypt.
Student: It was 40 years.
Professor: 40 years, 40 days. Same difference.

Northeastern University
Boston, Massachusetts


Dude: I have lots of friends in anarchist groups.
Chick: Doesn't an organized group of anarchists kind of defeat the purpose?
Dude: ... You're gay!

High school classroom
Englewood, Colorado


Professor: I went to college in Montreal, and one day I woke up on, like, the 16th floor of some high rise building with this beautiful Arabian girl next to me, and I didn't know where I was or what was happening. It was great.
Student: And then you woke up again from your dream.
Professor: Well, then she ruined the next six months of my life. I don't know why I told you this story.

Hartford, Connecticut


Philosophy professor: I know you'd all rather drink a bucket of hamster vomit than read a book.

Overheard in Miami



Dude #1: So, yeah -- I woke up last night and I had cramps.
Dude #2: Like a girl?
Dude #1: Yeah, exactly like a girl. They were in that area... You know, that area near your penis but that's also near your belly button. It has a lot of hair and skin. I dunno.
Dude #2: Whoa, you might have, like, an ovary or something.
Dude #1: I guess anything's possible.

Ohio State University
Columbus, Ohio


Chick: If you could be friends with any three people, who would they be?
Dude: Hitler, Jesus, and Bill Cosby.

High school
Englewood, Colorado

ew bodies everywhere!

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Does anyone else think this is hilarious!? Haha guess not...

I <3 my roomies

So since I'm poor and cant buy my roomies presants, i wrote and performed songs for them and i thought i would share Brianna's and Kristens with you. (Akilas will come soon).


My Kristen:

Kristen Harris, You're better than a day in Paris
Kristen Harris, Whos' arms are hair less

Kristen Oh Kristen, People don't know what they're missin'
And even though you slam the door
your Mariah Carey dance leaves me laughing on the floor

Kristen Harris, I'm sorry if i ever embarrass
Oh Kristen Harris, is you i Cherish.


Its Brianna:

I know this girl named Brianna (bri-on-ah) Yes, Brianna not Bri-anna
Its Brianna definitely not Brauna, if you call her that you're probably a moron-a
Its Brianna not BriHana, She got high from an oven, but never marijuana

All these names are inaccurate
And her green eyes are immaculate
If I was a boy, i would so tap that but she probably wouldnt let me because shes full of class

Brianna! Brianna!
This Rachel needs a Ross who doesnt have hair-loss
She's not just some Ho, She's a princess
Because she's my friend even though i'm a mess

Yes her name is Brianna! Brianna!
Oh i heart my Brianna!

Song of the Day: 'Falling Slowly' by Glen Hansard and Marketa Irglova

Boy of the Day: Mr.Andrew Springer

Jewish?

Yay for my first Hanukkah! (sp!?)

I celebrated my very first Hanukkah tonight. it was spectacular!

I got a braclet that says 'Shalom' and has the star of david on it, i am SO going to wear this year round!

I also have decided that when i have money again i'm going to buy the game Quelf. its an Austrailian game that you can only get online or in Austrailia, so i dont really know how the Weinsteins (sp!?) found out about it, but boy am i glad they did! SO much fun! (www.quelf.com)

*sigh* 5 more days until i'm home in Minnesota....

Night time reflections

welp, turns out i'm not the only one to be rejected by Fiddler. a bunch of other girls didnt get in either, so i dont feel so bad i guess.

Today was rough... i really miss my mom (featured above). and it kills me that i wont be able to see her over break, i love her like crazy. even though she can be a pain in the ass sometimes (i'm no picnic either). and school...ugh... i just... hate school. i always have, i dont know why i thought i'd just all the sudden love college...

I miss Snow. the big fatty flakes that are as big as a nickle. i miss looking out the window at night and seeing it come down in sheets. i miss breathing in cold air, feeling it go through you... makes you feel so alive... I miss the quiet of unpaved streets, and the sparkle of it in the morning.

i've been meaning to watch Love Actually, but i know i would just end up being terribly depressed... You see, i have a date over christmas break with a boy named Eric. i'm very VERY excited. but i'm so worried that i'll just get my hopes up only to have them come crashing down again later... damn... i always just dive head first into things without thinking, i wish i didnt do that, but i'm so 'go with the flow' that i just give in. but i feel like i'm over Jonathan and at peace with that now so... i dont think i'm on the rebound or anything. i just think, he's a nice guy, he's christian, he's rich, has a stable job, he makes me laugh, he thinks i'm beautiful, why not!?
in other news, i love Stephen Colbert, and i want his book very VERY badly. AND i want the best of Colber Report dvd. i would love you forever if you gave it to me :D

so song of the day today is: Coffee Shop by Landon Pigg (its the song in that one jewlery comerical where the two people are sitting in a car at a stop light and the guy hands her a necklace and the son is like "i think quite possibly, maybe i'm fallin' for you" SO CUTE! made me tear up when i first saw it!)

and the boy of the day is: Mr.Andreas Wilson *soo pretty*

oy vey

so this week, despite being sick as a dog, i tried out for Fiddler on the Roof. I got called back, the director said that the people called back for this certain part were called back because they had the strongest voices... but i didnt get anything. I expected to be in the chorus but... nope... didnt even get into that... im just... hurt.... i really wanted this... i really miss theatre. but... guess i just wasnt good enough...